Don't do it that way, you moron. You'll never get the thing you want, make a killing in the market or remove that stubborn whatever it is. Instead, do it that other way that's much easier - and cheaper, too!
Here's how it works.
When you do hard things with less hassle and expense, you're happier, more confident and a lot less of an a-hole to your co-workers, significant other, offspring and that barista. Now get out there and download that app or buy that product that does that, you dummy! Yay!
