Don't do it that way, you moron. You'll never get the thing you want, make a killing in the market or remove that stubborn whatever it is. Instead, do it that other way that's much easier - and cheaper, too!
More and more people are discovering a passion for immortality. But with hectic schedules and little interest or belief in religion, living for all eternity can seem like a chore - or worse completely out of reach.
